Lindsay Lohan Off the Hook Despite Failed Test; Actress Not in Violation of Probation Terms

Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail despite failing an alcohol test this month, and the reason why is simple: She's not actually barred from doing so.

Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that the prior judge in the case, Elden Fox, had only required controlled substance testing from January 3-February 25.

Short story: LiLo's no longer required to submit to testing, period, and even when she was, her probation only disallowed controlled substances.

Alcohol is a legal substance, so even if she did test positive this month, it doesn't matter, according to her legal wizard, Shawn Chapman Holley.
Probation officers cannot test Lindsay for drugs or alcohol anymore, as there is no court order allowing random testing ... even though it just happened.
Apparently, they had been doing so erroneously.
As long as she doesn't leave the house, drive or do drugs, Miss "I'm clean for life" can booze all she wants now. So ... crack open some more wine?
Judge Sautner said Lindsay is now restricted for the remainder of her house arrest to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family.
There will be no more house parties allowed at her pad, however, and Sautner did admonish Lindsay for showing "extremely poor judgment."
To say the least. Aside from making a mockery of the justice system with this house arrest nonsense, it doesn't say much about her willpower.
Sautner asked Lindsay if she wanted to get on with her life. She replied, "Yes I do." The actress remains under house arrest through June 29.

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Paris Hilton Zings Lindsay Lohan on Reality Show; Train Wreck Labels Hotel Heiress "Mean"

While filming her new reality show, Paris Hilton gave a homeless woman her earrings. A nice gesture ... until the woman mistook Paris for Lindsay Lohan.
Whoa. Whoa. Big difference, homeless lady. Let's be clear. Hilton's response, filmed for The World According to Paris but which TMZ already has a clip of:
"If I were Lindsay, I would be stealing earrings ... not giving them away." BAM!!

Lindsay Lohan, naturally, cannot take a joke and is PISSED at Paris, claiming the shot Hilton fired at LiLo on her reality show was just plain "mean."

Despite the fact that she says she's taking responsibility for her actions these days, Lindsay is still whining and telling friends, "[Paris] is just mean."

"You don’t have to make fun of serious matters in people's lives to be funny."

Waaaaah.

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Free Lindsay! Lohan May Be Out Before August

So much for 90 days.

Officials plan to release Lindsay Lohan as soon as possible, according to reports, and every time you turn around, more time is shaved off the star's sentence.

The probation-violating 24-year-old just had two more days credited for time she previously spent in custody, meaning she may be free by the end of the month.

Lindsay was sentenced to Lynwood Correctional Facility July 20 to begin a 90-day stay for failure to comply with probation stemming from a 2007 DUI arrest.
But Lohan's jail time will be cut by two-thirds for good behavior, and more by overcrowding. The media circus surrounding her may also press authorities.

Lindsay was expected to be released around August 1-2, or under 14 days of her 90-day sentence. Not the worst deal - and she may even beat that now.

There is hope the actress could even be released this weekend, if her attorneys can swing it. No word if they'll be successful, but they're certainly trying.

Jailed! Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days For Probation Violation; Star Breaks Down in Tears

Lindsay Lohan's day of reckoning has arrived, and an orange jumpsuit will soon follow - she'll be doing 90 days in jail for violating probation, followed by rehab.

The troubled actress must surrender July 20.

She's beaten the rap before, but from the very beginning today, the star's attempts to evade jail for skipping mandatory alcohol education classes were doomed.

She has now made good on the classes, but that wasn't true in May, when she bailed on her last hearing and ended up free on bail wearing a SCRAM device.

Whether she remained free or not rested with no-nonsense Judge Marsha Revel, who sentenced LiLo after incredulous prosecutor Danette Meyers took it to her.
Court proceedings began with a victory for the troubled star. Revel ruled out the matter of the SCRAM device going off after the MTV Movie Awards June 7.

The hearing was thus exclusively about whether Lindsay Lohan violated probation by not attending enough alcohol ed classes at the time of the last hearing.

Not that she was out of the woods by any means.

The Office Manager at the Right On program testified that the program knew the judge wanted Lindsay to attend class once a week, which she did not.

Co-owner Cheryl Marshall testified that she violated the program by failing to attend the classes and coming up with a variety of excuses throughout.

The program determined in both May and August 2009 that Lindsay's excuses were "endless and disrespectful" and that she was not in compliance.

Prosecutors are clearly not taking this lightly, running down the list of times - nine total - that Lindsay skipped class, often for weeks at a time no less.

Court adjourned until 1:30 PST, but when it resumed, it was clear that the evidence was piling up against Lohan - she violated probation, plain and simple.

There were lots more excuses, but ultimately they didn't fly. Revel laid the smack down on Lohan and sentenced her to almost three months in the can.

Lohan's probation was contingent upon her attending classes and staying clear of trouble following her 2007 DUI conviction. Suffice it to say, it didn't take.

The judge noted that there was a pattern of violations since Lindsay was placed on probation in 2007 following her plea bargain in her DUI case. Ya think?

Lindsay dissolved into tears when the judge imposed the sentence, then broke down as she addressed the court, telling the judge, "I did the best I could."

Eilat Anschel: Dating Lindsay Lohan?

It looks like Lindsay Lohan has a new girlfriend, and you'd better not mess with the troubled actress now, because her girl will totally whomp your a$$!

Eilat Anschel, a former member of the Israeli Defense Force, met Lindsay a while back in L.A., and has been spotted with the train wreck a bunch lately.

Lindsay and Eilat, who completed her mandatory stint in the Israeli army, have been "getting pretty serious" over the last month, according to reports.

One source says the head case began using Eilat Anschel as a "shoulder to cry on" during the probation / bail / ankle monitor drama, then things evolved.

Pretty much how it always happens.
So all is right with the world of LiLo, right? Wrong. People close to her say that the struggling celeb, who just turned 24, is falling too hard, too fast.

Her pals understate the problem as such: "It's not the healthiest relationship in the world." The friends say Linds is totally obsessing over the chick.

Lohan was most recently linked to photographer Indrani and famously dated / had nuclear fights with Samantha Ronson for an extended period of time.

Will the fire for this newfound female love interest last?

We'd further criticize her lifestyle, clubbing nightly and such, and/or point out that this is destined to fail, but we don't wanna get on Eilat's bad side.

Here's wishing the happy couple a lifetime of happiness!

Lindsay Lohan: A Sort of Beautiful Beach Bum

Need proof that 2008 was a good year for Lindsay Lohan?

The actress/singer/part-time lesbian spent the holidays in Miami, strolling along the beach - and looking relatively normal while doing so!

Whatever Samantha Ronson is feeding her girlfriend, it's working...

Lindsay Lohan Praises Britney Spears, Shares Family Secret

Lindsay Lohan hit the web to share her enthusiasm for Britney Spears recent chart-topping comeback.

“Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as I have) in the public eye. Which is not necessarily a bad thing,” Lindsay wrote on Tuesday evening.

According to Lindsay, Britney set an example this year, one which others can take a lesson from.

“It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. Also, that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and I mean anyone and everyone else,” Lindsay wrote. “Because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. Stripped of all the distractions in life. So YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. I know I am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!!”

The red head, who revealed earlier this year that she is dating her longtime friend, DJ Samantha Ronson, said she will miss her family over the holidays as she spending it on the West Coast with her lady love.

“I love my mom, Aliana, Cody, Michael, and my Nana Sullivan!! I will be missing them this Christmas as it is the first one I am spending away from home,” Lindsay blogged. “I am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles.”

While the actress wished everyone happy holidays, she also revealed that her father, Michael Lohan recently confirmed to the Lohan clan that he fathered another child out of wedlock.

“I think that people go through a lot in life. And the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run… that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. I have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, I am still going through a lot right now,” Lindsay wrote. “My father just let my family and I know… that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana? Either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks… Wow – do I sound like ‘Debbie Downer’ or what?”

On Wednesday afternoon people reported that Michael Lohan had E-mailed the publication and denied his daughter’s claims.

He also claimed there was a “99 percent chance Lindsay’s post was written by Samantha.

Lindsay Lohan: No Bra, No Problem!

Since she started dating Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has been nearly unrecognizable.

She doesn't fall down drunk, she doesn't make outlandish statements and she almost always wears underwear. It's a totally different Lindsay than the Firecrotch Queen celebrity gossip tabloids fell in love with.

Fortunately, while walking the streets of L.A. over the weekend, the old Lohan flashed a bit of her former self... by flashing her nipples.

Indeed, a see-through shirt + no bra = the Lindsay Lohan we know and love!

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