Scott Disick Kourtney Kardashian Engaged

We hate being the bearers of bad news, but we’ve got a tragic scoop to dish for those of you already up to your heads, shoulders, knees, and toes in all things Kardashian.

We suggest covering your ears now.

The Snitch Circuit is abuzz with whispers that Entertainment Television is in discussions with Ryan Seacrest Productions to add another spinoff of the wildly-popular Keeping Up With The Kardashians franchise to its weekly schedule. This time its troubled lovers Scott Disick and eldest KK Sister Kourtney who will reportedly be cashing in on the empire built by Kim’s ass. Even though Kourtney & Kim Take New York may have just hit the airwaves, E!’s reportedly setting up a show to focus on the upcoming nuptial drama between Kourtney and the Patrick Bateman doppleganger with which she has a son, Mason, age 1.

Kardashian family matron Kris Jenner is the driving force behind the new spinoff, working with the network to conceptualize the show which will follow the couple on their path to the altar, PopEater.com said Tuesday. Here’s the skinny: “The last episode of ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ is Scott proposing. Then just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It’s going to be TV gold. What is going to make this new show a monster hit is that Scott and Kourtney are actually happier than ever. Heading toward the alter is the next step for them with or without the cameras.”

Another Kardashian show, featuring sister Khloe and her husband, Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom, is set for debut on E! later this year, bringing the total number of Kardashian Family-focused reality shows on the tube to four.

Would you watch a Keeping Up With The Kardashians spinoff with Scott and Kourtney at its helm?