Scott Disick to Pen Kardashian Sister Tell-All?!?

The latest tabloid cover to feature the Kardashian sisters actually does NOT say a word about weight loss. Shocking, we know.

Instead, it laughably claims that Scott Disick will pen a tell-all memoir about the family. This is hilarious for two reasons:

1. It implies Disick can put together a coherent sentence.
2. Is there anything Kim, Kourtney and Khloe don't already share with the world?!? Come on, we know the latter had a hairy vagina until her sister intervened. Seriously, what could any tell-all possibly reveal at this point?