Miley Makes Like a Stripper

Miley Cyrus is a complete phony.

The Disney icon pretends to be an innocent 16-year old whenever she's involved with a scandal, such as when she clearly mocked Asian people in a photograph earlier this year, but then she poses in hooker boots and tells the world she's "not a kid anymore."

As if to prove her point, Miley put on a performance for the ages (literally!) at last night's Teen Choice Awards.

The singer rocked out to her new single, "Party in the USA," while standing atop an ice cream cart (awww, see how young and innocent she is?!?) and pole dancing like a stripper!

Later in the evening, Cyrus presented the Ultimate Choice Award to Britney Spears and told the fans: “I’m a huge fans of hers."

Makes sense. Britney has also made a career out of appealing to teenagers with her supposed saintliness, only to release songs with lyrics that would make Hugh Hefner blush.

We hope we're wrong, but it's just a matter of time until Miley also gets knocked up twice and then divorced.