Mischa Barton Bikini Photos, Courtesy of Mischa Barton

Wow. When you've resorted to posting bikini photos of yourself on your own website in a shameless bid to stay relevant, the following things are true:

You have too much free time, and may want to consider filling it with some more acting roles, or at least eating the occasional sandwich.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose nauseating, staged pics sell for modest sums 2-3 times a week, are totally bigger stars than you.

You are trying to show Cisco Adler what he's missing.

Okay, so the third one is a guess, but there's no disputing the first two.

Mischa Barton is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but hey, we'll bite and give her what she craves - a little attention.